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Guide to Glasgow Stag Do

Glasgow Stag Do: The Ultimate Party Experience

Glasgow, the third-largest city in the UK, has transformed into one of Europe’s hottest weekend destinations. Famous for its vibrant nightlife, alternative music scene, and youthful energy, the city offers everything you need for an unforgettable stag weekend. Whether you're looking to sample the over 200 bars and pubs or crave high-energy activities, Glasgow has got you covered. Here's what you can expect from your Glasgow stag do!


Why Glasgow?

  • Vibrant Nightlife: With a pulsating nightlife scene, Glasgow offers a huge variety of bars, pubs, and nightclubs to suit every taste. From trendy cocktail spots to classic Scottish whisky bars, you're never far from a great night out.

  • 200+ Bars & Pubs: The city boasts over 200 drinking establishments, meaning you’ll never struggle to find a great spot to grab a pint, cocktail, or whisky. Popular areas for a night out include Sauchiehall Street, Argyle Street, and the Merchant City, all of which are lined with bars and pubs offering an exciting mix of atmosphere and drinks.

  • Adrenaline-Fueled Activities: Glasgow is home to a variety of action-packed activities, including go-karting, paintballing, and even quad biking. Combine the thrill of the day with the excitement of the city’s nightlife, and you'll have an unforgettable stag experience.


Getting Around Glasgow

On Foot

  • Glasgow’s city centre is compact, making it easy to explore by foot. Whether you're hopping between bars or enjoying the stunning architecture, walking is often the best way to take in the city.

Public Transport

  • Subway: Glasgow’s subway system is fast and efficient, with trains running every 4 minutes during peak times. The entire circuit takes just 24 minutes, so you can easily get around without wasting time. A single ride costs just ÂŁ1.60.

  • Buses: If you're traveling across town, First Bus operates more than 80 routes across the city. Day tickets are available for unlimited travel, and there’s also an express bus service from Glasgow Airport to the city centre, which takes just 15 minutes.

  • Bikes: For a more adventurous approach, you can hire bikes or electric bikes using the Nextbike by TIER app. This is a great way to cover more ground and have fun while doing it!


Top Stag Do Activities in Glasgow

Nightlife Hotspots

  • Sauchiehall Street: A long street packed with lively bars, clubs, and restaurants. You’ll find everything from dive bars to upscale cocktail joints here.
  • Merchant City: Known for its trendy vibe, you’ll find a great mix of traditional pubs and chic bars serving craft beers, cocktails, and whisky.
  • Argyle Street: Another prime area for bars and clubs, offering a lively and eclectic mix.

Nightclubs

  • The Polo Lounge: A popular LGBT+ friendly nightclub in the heart of the city, known for its great music and amazing drag shows.
  • Shark Club: For the sports-loving stag group, this club offers big screens and a great atmosphere for catching a game before hitting the dancefloor.
  • Sub Club: One of Glasgow's most famous nightclubs, Sub Club is renowned for its electronic music scene, perfect for stags who love house and techno.

Go-Karting & Adrenaline Activities

  • Get your heart racing with go-karting or quad biking in and around Glasgow. These high-energy activities are a great way to get the adrenaline pumping before hitting the bars.
  • Paintballing and other adventure sports are also great options for stags who love outdoor action.

VIP & Strip Clubs

  • If you want to go all out for your stag, Glasgow has a great selection of VIP nightclub experiences. From bottle service to private booths, there are plenty of options to make your night feel extra special.

  • For a more sultry experience, head to one of Glasgow’s strip clubs. These venues often offer private rooms, VIP packages, and all the glamour to make your stag do even more memorable. Whether you opt for a more intimate setting or a night of dancing, Glasgow's strip clubs provide the ultimate stag do experience.


Where to Stay

We ensure your stag accommodation is well-located, ideally close to the city centre or the nightlife hotspots like Sauchiehall Street. Whether you’re looking for a luxurious hotel, a budget-friendly hostel, or a party-ready apartment, Glasgow has a wide range of options to suit your needs.


Summary: Why Glasgow for Your Stag Do?

  • Nightlife: With over 200 bars, Glasgow offers a great mix of traditional and trendy spots to enjoy.
  • Easy to Explore: The city is compact and easy to navigate on foot, with great public transport options like the subway and buses.
  • Action-Packed Daytime: From go-karting to paintball, Glasgow’s adrenaline-fueled activities are perfect for stags.
  • VIP & Strip Clubs: Experience the city's famous nightlife with exclusive access to VIP clubs and sultry strip clubs.
  • Accommodation: Stay close to the action with centrally located accommodation options.

Glasgow is one of the best stag do destinations in the UK, offering everything from vibrant nightlife to adrenaline-pumping activities. Book your stag weekend today and get ready for an unforgettable experience in one of the UK's most exciting cities!

Glasgow Nightlife

Glasgow Stag Do: West End Nightlife and Beyond

Glasgow is the perfect stag do destination for those who want a mix of quirky pubs, high-energy nightclubs, and activities to remember. For a truly unforgettable experience, be sure to head to Ashton Lane in the city’s trendy West End, where you’ll find some of the best spots to eat, drink, and party. Here’s a breakdown of the best venues and activities that’ll make your Glasgow stag weekend legendary!


Ashton Lane: A Must-Visit for Stags

Ashton Lane is famous for its unique, cobblestone charm and vibrant nightlife. It’s the place to be for a combination of trendy bars, classic Scottish pubs, and unforgettable atmosphere.

  • The Loft Bar: If you’re feeling a bit posh and want to do some celebrity spotting, The Loft Bar is a must. It’s a sleek, trendy venue perfect for starting your night off in style.

  • Jinty McGuinty’s: For an authentic Scottish experience, head to this lively pub for some Irish/Scottish flair. You’ll be treated to live music and a great party atmosphere.

  • Blackfriars & Babbity Bowster’s: If you want to go for a traditional Scottish experience, these classic pubs on Blackfriars Street should be on your list. Don’t forget to watch out for the cobblestone streets after a few drams of fine whisky!

  • The Belle: For a cozy, warm pub experience, this local favorite offers an open fire in colder months and a welcoming atmosphere all year round.

  • The Gate: A "modern Scottish" pub with craft beers, gin, and exciting food pop-ups. It's the perfect spot to mix local flavors with an innovative twist.

  • Bananamoon: For a cool, laid-back vibe, Bananamoon is the place to be. With a Berlin-inspired atmosphere, this bar is known for its excellent craft beer selection, stouts, IPAs, and cocktails.

  • Golf Lounge: For stags who enjoy sports, this modern sports bar offers golf simulators and in-house coaches, making it a perfect venue for large groups.

  • The Scotch Malt Whisky Society (SMWS): A must for whisky lovers, SMWS offers an extensive selection of Scotland's finest malts, along with food and a relaxed atmosphere.


Unique Glasgow Bars and Clubs for Stags

Glasgow's nightlife offers something for everyone, from techno warehouses to swanky nightclubs and even a roller rink for a trip down memory lane!

  • Rollerstop: Relive your childhood at this giant indoor roller rink, complete with disco lights, banging tunes, and live music. It’s a fun, nostalgic experience that will have the whole group buzzing!

  • The Garage: Known as Scotland’s second-largest venue, The Garage is a staple in Glasgow’s nightlife scene. It features six unique rooms spread across four levels, making it perfect for stags looking for variety. With a capacity of 1,800 people, this iconic venue is ideal for a big group.

  • Techno Warehouses: For those into underground music, Glasgow offers incredible techno warehouse parties. These high-energy, late-night events are perfect for stags who want to dance until the early hours.

  • LGBTQ+ Scene: Glasgow’s LGBTQ+ scene is thriving, with a welcoming, vibrant atmosphere that’s perfect for stags looking for a night of inclusivity and fun. The city’s LGBTQ+ clubs and bars often keep the party going until the early morning, ensuring there’s no such thing as an early night!


Stag Activities in Glasgow

Glasgow offers a wealth of thrilling activities for stags who want to mix day-time adventures with their night-time revelry:

  • Go-Karting: Get your adrenaline pumping with some high-speed go-karting action. Perfect for a group that loves a bit of healthy competition before hitting the bars.

  • Paintballing & Adrenaline Activities: Other exciting activities like paintballing, clay pigeon shooting, and quad biking are perfect for stags looking to get their hearts racing.


Where to Stay

  • Accommodation in Glasgow: Staying in the city’s West End or near Ashton Lane is ideal for your stag do. You’ll be close to some of the best nightlife and activities, and within easy walking distance of top bars, pubs, and clubs. Look for centrally located hotels or Airbnb options to stay within a short distance of the action.

Summary: Glasgow’s Ultimate Stag Do Experience

  • Nightlife: With over 200 bars, Glasgow offers everything from traditional Scottish pubs to modern craft beer spots, trendy lounges, and vibrant nightclubs.
  • Unique Bars & Clubs: Head to Ashton Lane for a variety of bars, or try Rollerstop for some nostalgic fun. Don't miss iconic venues like The Garage for a big night out.
  • Adrenaline-Fueled Activities: Go-karting, paintballing, and more will keep your group entertained during the day before hitting the nightlife scene.
  • LGBTQ+ and Techno Scene: Glasgow's inclusive nightlife caters to all, whether you're looking for a big techno bash or a welcoming LGBTQ+ venue.

Glasgow promises a fun-filled, non-stop adventure from day to night, and it’s the perfect place for your stag weekend. Book your trip today for an unforgettable experience!

Top 5 Activities for Glasgow Stag Do

1) Bubble Football: Bubble Football is a hilarious and chaotic twist on the beautiful game, strap yourselves into your giant inflatable bubble football suits and step onto the pitch, then barge, bounce and bump your way through a thrilling five-a-side match.

2) Shock Football: The nations sole provider of the hilarious game Shock Football! What better way to punish a diving player then to shock them? Electric Shock Football lets you be in control of the game with actual diving guaranteed! Players will be challenged to stay on their feet or put a belter in the back of the net when getting shocked in the process.

3) Adult Nerf: We bring adult Nerf MEGA BLASTERS, Inflatables, Army Tank, Mega Bullets and Safety Goggles. We let you experience the thrills and excitement of “Paintball” without the bruises and mess

We give you an unforgettable Nerf Wars experience and see if you can blast their way to victory! We can come to you or you can come to us, we have many venues across the Country we can play at.

Our various games let you and your friends simulate their favourite war scenes and re-live various gun battles with adrenaline pumping, breaths gasping, and voices screeching at the top of their lungs! Cool, right? These varieties of pocket-friendly packages and games include: Capture the Flag, Civil War, The BOMB, The President, Retrieve the Bomb, Speed Nerf, and The Predator. This is pure fun you can’t afford not to have a taste of!

4) Old School Sports Day: One of the most flexible of all team activities. We can stage team events on farmers’ fields or at sports field and schools. Bespoke corporate events are our speciality. We can arrange Old School Sports Day tournaments for small businesses and multi-national companies throughout the UK.

Let us know where you want to hold your next event and we can help source a venue, we can cater for any group size.

5) Bow Archery Combat : A new and exciting game in town which is simply epic. It offers the fun of paintball but less mess and less bruising. The two teams are separated by a neutral zone which neither team can enter except to retrieve their arrows. The game is simple, whilst hiding behind obstacles you get to shoot at and wipe out your opposing team. We should point out you will be using special arrows with soft tips so you won’t actually leave any marks.

10 Best "Stitch Up the Stag" Ideas

Let's Go!!

Stag do pranks can be a blast when done with the right balance of mischief and respect. Here are ten hilarious pranks that will add a memorable touch to the groom's last hurrah without crossing the line:

 

 

  1. Busk for Your Beer

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Before the stag do, find a busy street corner or a popular area where people gather. Make sure it’s a safe place and has enough foot traffic.
  • Gather Materials: Bring along a hat or a cup for collecting "tips," and if possible, get a small instrument like a ukulele or even a karaoke mic to amplify the fun.
  • Execution: Grab the groom's essentials like his wallet, phone, and hotel keys, and then set him up at the chosen spot. You might want to give him a bit of encouragement to really play up the busking role. While he's performing, keep an eye out for his reactions and ensure he's comfortable (and having fun) with the prank.
  • Observations: Find a nearby pub or cafĂ© where you and the rest of the group can watch and cheer him on, making sure to support him as he "earns" his pint.

Tips:

  • Safety First: Make sure the location is safe and that he won’t be harassed or in a situation that could lead to trouble.
  • Encouragement: You can always step in with a few coins if needed to keep the mood light and fun.

 

  1. Stag napped

How to Execute:

  • Planning: Get a small bag packed for the groom with essentials like a phone charger, snacks, or anything else you think he might need. Coordinate with the bride-to-be if possible to know his whereabouts and schedule.
  • Execution: Dress up in dark clothing and balaclavas for the surprise. Approach him discreetly and use a blindfold to ensure he’s surprised but not scared. Transport him to a pre-planned location where you have a fun activity or the next part of the party set up.
  • Reveal: When he’s “rescued,” make sure to let him in on the joke and reveal the real plans for the evening.

Tips:

  • Keep It Light: Make sure the gag is non-threatening and that it’s clear to everyone involved that it’s all in good fun.
  • Safety: Avoid public spaces where passersby might get concerned or call the police. Keep the prank contained and controlled.

 

  1. Glow for It

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Buy UV glow paint that is safe for the skin and easy to wash off. Test it in advance to ensure it works well under UV lights.
  • Execution: When the groom is asleep, showering, or otherwise occupied, apply the glow paint in funny or embarrassing patterns (like writing messages or doodles) on his body.
  • Club Fun: When you hit the club with UV lighting, watch for his reaction as the glow paint becomes visible. Capture the moment with photos or videos for added hilarity.

Tips:

  • Test First: Test the glow paint on a small patch of skin or fabric first to ensure it doesn’t cause any irritation.
  • Clean-Up: Make sure the paint is easy to wash off and doesn’t stain. Have some wipes or a cleaning solution handy to help him clean up after the prank.

 

  1. Hi-vis, High-risk, High-reward

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Before the paintball session, acquire a high-visibility reflective jacket, trousers, and a hat in bright colors. These are typically available at safety equipment stores or online.
  • Execution: When everyone else is gearing up in tactical paintball outfits, help the groom get suited up in the high-vis gear. Make sure to choose a moment when the gear will be most visible, such as at the start of the game or during a break.
  • Fun Factor: Watch as the groom stands out on the battlefield, and see if he can still manage to get a few hits or points while dressed as a walking traffic cone. The contrast between his outfit and everyone else’s will add to the humor.

Tips:

  • Comfort: Ensure the high-vis gear is comfortable and doesn’t impede his ability to play.
  • Team Spirit: Encourage everyone to play along and cheer him on, making it part of the fun rather than a source of frustration.

 

  1. A Chilli Reception

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Purchase a bottle of extremely hot chili sauce. Make sure it’s something with a strong kick but is still safe to consume (no super-hot varieties that could cause harm).
  • Execution: When the groom is unsuspecting, secretly add a few drops of the chili sauce to his drink. It’s best to do this with a drink that masks the flavor, like a cocktail or a mixed drink.
  • Fun Factor: Capture his reaction as he takes a sip and starts to feel the heat. Have some milk or other soothing remedies ready to help him cool down.

Tips:

  • Safety First: Check for any allergies or medical conditions related to spicy foods beforehand.
  • Support: Be ready to help him cool down and ensure the prank doesn’t go too far.

 

  1. Fake Tan Surprise

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Before the trip, acquire some self-tanning lotion in a much darker shade than the groom’s natural skin tone. Switch it with his sunscreen or sun tan lotion when he’s not looking.
  • Execution: Let him apply the fake tan before a day out in the sun. Watch as the tan develops over time, resulting in a comically exaggerated skin tone.
  • Fun Factor: Enjoy the laughs as his tan becomes more noticeable, and make sure to have fun with it rather than letting it become a source of embarrassment.

Tips:

  • Reversibility: Ensure the tan is temporary and can be removed or corrected with normal skin care products.
  • Support: Make sure he’s comfortable with the prank and that it doesn’t cause any real discomfort.

 

  1. Paperwork Panic

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Create some convincing fake visa or travel documents for everyone in the group except the groom. The documents should look official but be clearly fake upon closer inspection.
  • Execution: When you’re on the way to the airport or travel checkpoint, present the fake documents to everyone except the groom. Watch as he gets increasingly anxious while thinking he’s forgotten or messed up his paperwork.
  • Reveal: After a bit of suspense, reveal the prank before it causes too much stress or anxiety.

Tips:

  • Timing: Ensure the prank is done at a point where it won’t impact travel plans or cause real stress.
  • Clarity: Make sure to reveal the prank before the situation escalates, and have everyone ready to reassure him it was all in good fun.

 

  1. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Purchase some hair removal cream or wax suitable for use on skin. Make sure it’s a product that is gentle and won’t cause irritation.
  • Execution: Plan to perform this prank well in advance of the wedding—ideally, six months or more. When the groom is asleep, carefully apply the hair removal cream to a small area (e.g., a section of his chest, his beard, or even an eyebrow). Be discreet and gentle to avoid waking him or causing discomfort.
  • Fun Factor: The next morning, enjoy his reaction when he discovers the unexpected hair removal. It’s best to ensure the prank is revealed with a good laugh and in a way that allows for easy correction.

Tips:

  • Test Product: Test the cream or wax on a small area of skin before applying it to ensure there’s no adverse reaction.
  • Reversibility: Make sure any removal can be easily corrected, and have some soothing skin care products ready.

 

  1. Tattoo Trauma

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Design a custom fake tattoo that is humorous or embarrassing but not offensive. You can purchase temporary tattoo paper online or from craft stores.
  • Execution: After a heavy night of partying, when the groom is passed out, apply the fake tattoo to a visible area (e.g., arm, leg, or cheek). Ensure the tattoo adheres well and that it’s placed where it will be seen easily the next morning.
  • Fun Factor: The shock of seeing an unexpected tattoo will provide plenty of laughs. Make sure the tattoo is easily removable and that it’s done in good spirits.

Tips:

  • Test First: Apply a small test tattoo on yourself or another volunteer to ensure it comes off easily.
  • Keep it Light: Avoid tattoos that could be offensive or deeply personal.

 

  1. The Lamppost

How to Execute:

  • Preparation: Gather materials like clingfilm or tape, and possibly some funny or attention-grabbing clothing or accessories (e.g., a silly hat or a costume).
  • Execution: At the end of the night, when the groom is in good spirits and perhaps a bit inebriated, gently and carefully wrap him to a lamppost in a public area. Make sure it’s a location that’s busy but not overly disruptive.
  • Fun Factor: The public display and the surprise of being stuck to a lamppost will definitely get some laughs. Be sure to monitor the situation and help him get free once the prank has run its course.

Tips:

  • Safety First: Ensure the prank doesn’t endanger the groom or others, and that it’s done in a safe location. Always have a plan for quickly helping him if needed.
  • Public Sensitivity: Choose a spot where the prank won’t cause too much disturbance or trouble for passersby.

 

General Tips for All Pranks:

  • Consent and Comfort: Make sure all pranks are carried out with the groom’s comfort in mind, and avoid pranks that could lead to serious embarrassment or distress.
  • Safety and Respect: Always prioritize safety and respect. Avoid pranks that could potentially cause harm or significant trouble.
  • Document the Fun: Capture the moments with photos or videos (with the groom’s permission) to have memories of the fun without causing lasting issues.

These pranks are designed to be fun and memorable while ensuring that everyone, especially the groom, has a great time. Enjoy the laughs and make sure to keep the atmosphere light and entertaining!

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